Unidentified Person on Staten Island Republican Congressman Vito Fossella’s Baby Mama Drama
Monday, May 12, 2008 — Wow Jones
While reading about Disgraced Staten Island Congressman Vita Fossella in yesterday’s NY DAILY NEWS, I came across a quote that made me chuckle.
“Welcome To Splitsville, S.I. Betrayed wife goes solo to family bash” by Joe Gould, Matthew Lysiak and Larry McShane in the Sunday, May 11, 2008 edition of The New York Daily News.
The article was essentially musing on where Vito Fossella would be spending his Mother’s Day, with his Wife Mary Pat Fossella or His Mistress Laura Fay–Mother of his love child?
One family friend offered this classic quote, courtesy of Mr. Metaphor.
“I just hope that he’s got frequent flyer miles…he’s got to cover a lot of real estate, Maybe if he’s taking the two moms out, he does an early bird special and an after-theater special.”
–The Wow Jones Report